If you ask my son about the evergreen tree that grows near our Post Office, he will with all earnestness explain that it is a porcu-pine tree. And what grows on a porcupine tree?? PineAPPLES. Okay, it’s not that funny to anyone else, but I’m a mom and everything my kids do is print-worthy… if you don’t enjoy it…. just suffer and know that your suffering is enabling a grandmother somewhere in MO to laugh a little.